• mom:you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago
  • me:excuse me where do you think these chips came from
sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

IT’S LIKE A MINI VERSION OF BRAVE

Reblog this is if it is okay to come to you and just vent my heart out, cry to you, yell to you, or just chat with you. We are all in need of somebody to talk to.

(Source: neverstopfightingthedemons)

healthybikinibodies:

hungryrunner:

Me too, J. Law.

This woman is the greatest.
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